Saturday, September 5, 2009

My Secret Theory

This is not a secret theory (no shit, emblazoning it on my blog) so much as a theory about secrets.

What you need:

-Your deepest, darkest secret

-The most selfish and self-absorbed person you know

What to do:

-Tell said person your secret.

Results:

-Telling your secret to someone will be very liberating for you and help you take a load off.

-You will not have much interruption or annoying psycho-analysis from your audience.

-Most importantly, your secret will never get out because the person you told is so self-absorbed that, if at all they listened to what you said, they will not retain it long enough to repeat it.

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